Madonna Refuses To Remarry!
All the men of planet earth can breathe a sigh of relief — mega diva Madonna has announced that she won’t be throwing on a wedding dress ever again.
That is, unless it’s for one of her jaw-dropping tacky stage performances…
The self-centered superstar told David Letterman Wednesday night on The Late Show that not only will she never get married again — she’d rather be hit by a train!
“I think I’d rather get run over by a train,” the Material Girl — who has been married twice to Sean Penn and then Guy Ritchie — told Letterman.
Madge referred to her 8-year marriage to Ritchie as “the Bush years” and rolled her eyes when Letterman brought up A-Rod.
“Didn’t you almost get arrested for bringing up A-Rod’s name?” she joked.
Letterman corrected her by saying he didn’t get arrested, but almost got fired! LOL!
It’s no shock Madonna will never marry again. People who are as in love with themselves as Madonna — are not capable of loving anyone else nearly as much if at all. That’s why she’s middle-aged, single and sleeping around with embarrassing people like busboys more than half her age!
P.S. What’s up with cross around the usually Kabbalah-obsessed diva’s neck? Is she Catholic, Jewish, WTF?!?!