BOOTS GIRLS EXCLUSIVE: Meet American Idol’s Next Superstar!
William Hung you can take your “She bangs! She bangs!” and step aside! We’ve discovered next season’s American Idol reject superstar and he hails from Chicago!
The very jet lagged Boots Girls hit up Chicago’s American Idol auditions on Monday afternoon at the downtown Hyatt where we encountered this disgruntled contestant.
Dude straight up sang destroyed Estelle’s American Boy for judges Randy Jackson, Simon Cowell, Kara DioGuardi and guest judge Shania Twain.
We gave him an A for effort, but that clearly wasn’t enough to bump him to the next round.
Cowell called his performance “constipated.” After his botched performance, dude went on a full 30 minute rant in the lobby of the hotel and outside. Actually, it could’ve lasted longer than 30 minutes - we’re not really sure cuz we left!
Dude went on and on and on about how could he possibly go back to the South Side and look grandma in the eye and tell her he got rejected from the show. LOL! Then he went outside and screamed for five minutes about how badly he needed a cig until a friendly tourist handed him one most likely out of fear.
This was all caught on the AI cameras, of course, and The Boots Girls were in the background LMFAO!!!
We saw Jackson, Ryan Seacrest, Twain and our beloved Cowell! We snapped a pic with Cowell with the sunglasses on! We told Simon unabomber attire was very necessary after a five-day European drinking binge. He liked that; hence, why he’s laughing in the pic.
However, we don’t recall him laughing when we told him we couldn’t get over how short he is in person! Whatever Simon, you’re still hot and you’re still a pimp baller! Yum! Too bad he had some new bitch in town with him or else we would’ve moved in on that shit!
We also got to meet and hang out with Twain’s new boyfriend Frederic Thiebaud. Um, can we say gorgeous, charming, super friendly and HOT HOT HOT!!! And it wasn’t just because we were finally standing next to a Euro who didn’t stink like a Frenchman! Frederic was well-dressed, adorable in person and super cool. GO SHANIA!
We hid from Randy since we are buds with him and were suppose to be on an undercover spy mission and we totally ignored Seacrest just because. We don’t think that helped his short man complex…