Apparently Guy Ritchie has mixed feelings about his ex-wife Madonna.
The director told the latest issue of Esquire, “I still love her, but she’s retarded too.”
Say WHAAAT?!
The two split last December after an eight-year-long marriage, but he still seems quite impressed by the pop diva.
“She’s a manifester, if there ever was one,” he says. “First-rate manifester. Madonna makes things happen. Put Madonna up against any 23-year-old, she’ll outwork them, outdance them, outperform them. The woman is broad.”
However, Ritchie is still struggling through the divorce.
“You can’t tell someone when they’re getting divorced that their pain is an illusion,” he admitss. “I’m f***ing telling you, I feel it. I’ve been through that… No one can say you don’t feel that.”
Madonna has moved on to the 23-year-old Brazilian model Jesus Luz, but she’s still undergone the pain of divorce.
On the Sept. 30 episode of The Late Show Madge was asked if she’d ever wed again. Her response? “I think I’d rather get run over by a train.”
Additionally, she referred to her marriage to director Guy Ritchie as “the Bush years.”
Sniped the singer, “It was a good time to be out of America.”
Wow, these two make marriage look like a massacre! Wonder if they’ll ever recover from all the turmoil…
Recent reports have claimed that Brad Pitt will be joining the cast of Guy Ritchie’sSherlock Holmes.
However, the studio is saying this isn’t true!
London’s Daily Mirror claimed that Pitt was expected to arrive in London this week to begin filming scenes all over the city as Holmes’ nemesis, Moriarty.
However, a studio rep is telling Us Weekly“The report in today’s London Mirror is completely inaccurate. Brad Pitt is not joining the cast of Sherlock Holmes and we’re extremely pleased with the production of the film. As planned, it will be released on Christmas Day, 2009.”
They continued, “In order to complete the movie, we’ve scheduled a few days on set to shoot a couple of additional scenes, obtain pick-up shots, and perfect some of the visual effects elements, all of which is standard filmmaking practice.”
Rumors claimed that Ritchie decided to add Pitt to the cast, alongside Robert Downey Jr as Holmes and Jude Law as Dr. Watson, after seeing the first edit, but apparently this isn’t the case!
Honestly… we don’t know what to believe! Someone needs to do a little detective work to get to the bottom of this debacle.
Guy Ritchie says he’s “saddened” that ex-wife Madonna’s adoption of 3-year-old Chifundo “Mercy” James from Malawi fell through.
“Madonna is a fantastic and loving mother who cares deeply about her own children, and children who may need additional help and support,” Ritchie said in a statement Friday.
“I fully supported Madonna in her decision to apply for this adoption, and I am saddened that her application has been rejected. She is motivated only by being a caring parent who seeks to share some of the advantages and opportunities that her life has given her.”
He goes on.
“This time it did not work out, but there will be other opportunities and I wish her well in them,” Ritchie continued. “She is a great mum.”
Ritchie is a stand-up guy. Madonna is an idiot for letting him go - she’ll never find a better guy than him to put up with her crap!
The 66th annual Golden Globes were surprisingly a little more entertaining than usual with bad jokes, drug references, celebrity disses and salty speeches!
- Colin Farrell sniffed on stage at the show and said it was cold and he wasn’t sniffling ‘‘for the reasons I used to.’’ Ha!
- Seth Rogen joked about doing cocaine with Mickey Rourke, and Sacha Baron Cohen noted that even Madonna has felt the impact of these hard economic times and it lead her to dumping many assistants — “Guy Ritchie.” Double ouch!
- During Tina Fey’s acceptance speech she told on-line haters to “suck it!”“If you ever start to feel too good about yourself, they have this thing called the Internet,” Fey said. “You can find a lot of people there who don’t like you.” Then she went on to tell them that they can suck it! You tell ‘em Tina!
- The Dark Knight director Christopher Nolan accepted a posthumous best supporting actor Golden Globe for Heath Ledger’s role as The Joker which comes almost a full year after his tragic death. Definitely the most touching moment of the evening.
- When 30 Rock won for best TV comedy series, Tracy Morgan joked ‘‘Tina Fey told me if Barack Obama won I’d speak for the show from now on — so look at the new face of TV!.”
- Kate Winslet was clearly the belle of the ball last night nabbing two Golden Globes - one for best supporting actress for The Reader and the second for best actress in Revolutionary Road.
- A giddy Drew Barrymore sported a bob straight from Revolutionary Road. Not sure what happy pills she was taking, but we’re guessing it was the endless supply of champagne!
- Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie dissed E!’sRyan Seacrest by cruising right by him as he tried to interview them for the pre-show!
- Finally, did anyone find it ironic that when Jake Gyllenhaal talked about The Curious Case of Benjamin Button, starring Brad Pitt, he insisted that it is a film that celebrates that youth is not wasted on the young? We thought it was a strange choice of words to use for Pitt’s film considering that his ex-wife, Jennifer Aniston, has said in several recent interviews that ” the youth is wasted on the young”!
Madonna and Guy Ritchie have finally reached a settlement in their divorce battle — brace yourself, it’s a big one!
Madonna’s rep, Liz Rosenberg tells the Associated Press that the singer has settled with her ex-husband for at least $76 million.
“I’d assume it’s one of the largest payouts ever in a divorce settlement,” Rosenberg noted.
Madge will keep the bulk of her $500 million fortune, but Guy will definitely get between $76 and $92 million of that.
We’re sure it’s a small price for Madge to pay in order to finalize this chapter of her life and move on with baseball hottie Alex Rodriguez. The big question is, was it worth the pretty penny to Guy to have to live with that diva for so many years???
In her first interview since filing for divorce from producer hubby Guy Ritchie, Madonna says she is “sad”.
“I’m sad about my personal life, but I feel very blessed and very lucky that I have the opportunity to do what I do in my professional life,” she told the Associated Press on Sunday.
Madonna’s professional life currently consists of her Sticky and Sweet Tour which she considers, “a distraction that keeps me going.”
She adds, “It would be horrible if I was just thinking about getting a divorce and had nothing to do.”
Or, if she didn’t have rumored boy toy and Yankees hot shot Alex Rodriquez to keep her company!
We don’t buy it that Madonna is “sad” about her divorce. She is probably just trying to save her a** because she was so horrible to poor Guy during and right after their marriage. He’s the one who reportedly doesn’ t want any of her money, but just wants joint custody of their kids.
It’s been leaked that Madonna and Guy Ritchie have reached a divorce settlement and Guy refuses to take a penny from his Material Girl!
Ritchie does not want one pretty penny from his insanely rich soon to be ex-wife, but he has insisted on sharing custody of the couple’s two children, according to reports from the British press.
Wow! I think this is such a classy move on Guy’s part. Madonna is estimated to be worth $300 million, while Guy is only said to be worth around $20 million. I’m not a lawyer, but I’m sure Guy could easily milk a couple bucks out of Madge especially considering the fact that she’s the one who’s having a blatant affair with a New York Yankee player!
Their sons, eight-year-old Rocco and three-year-old adopted David, will split their time between New York with their mother and London with their father.
Madonna is letting a good guy go for a tool baseball player! I’m sure Guy will get snatched up in no time, because he’s truly a great catch!
Team Guy!
If anyone has his cell # or e-mail, forward it to me!
Guy Ritchie reunited with sons Rocco and David in London yesterday after not seeing them for a few weeks and Madonna reportedly sent them with an anal babysitting rule list, according to the Daily Mail.
The list is pretty ridiculous. Here it is:
- Under no circumstances should they be allowed to read newspapers, magazines, or watch TV or DVDs.
- They must adhere at all times to a macrobiotic, vegetarian, organic diet with no processed or refined food.
- All water they drink, even when it is to dilute organic juice, should be Kabbalah water.
- They should wear the clothes Madonna has sent with them on the flight. If they need to be bought anything, they should not contain any man-made fibers.
- Their hands should be regularly cleaned with disinfectant spray if they are in public places.
- They should not be bought toys that are spiritually or ethically unsound.
- Guy should not discuss the separation with them.
- Madonna should have phone contact with the boys as much as three or four times a day at times set by her.
- The boys should not be introduced to Guy’s new friends, especially any new female friends.
- Madonna has encouraged the access to give time with the boys, rather than his parents spending large amounts of time with them.
- The boys should not be photographed while with Guy. It is his responsibility to organize security so that does not happen.
- At bedtime, Guy should read David the English Rose books Madonna wrote.
It looks like one rule was already broken as David and Rocco were photographed with Guy yesterday at the London airport! Does anyone else think it’s funny that Madonna not only says that they can’t meet any of Guy’s female friends or be photographed, when they have met her new boy toy A-Rod AND Madonna strategically had Rocco wear a New York Yankee shirt that he was photographed in?!?!?!
The Sun has broken another bombshell story in the Madonna and Guy Ritchie divorce saga and now they’re claiming that Madge controlled her hubby with a “marriage contract”!
In the document, the Material Girl detailed how many dates the couple should go on and how often they should have sex. Sources said Madonna even pinned the contract up in their New York home after they saw marriage counsellors two years ago, and would say to her husband, “Contract, Guy, contract” if he broke the rules.
Here’s a list of some of her rules:
- Guy must work to enrich his wife’s emotional and spiritual well-being.
- Guy must devote several hours a week to reading Kabbalah texts with Madge.
- Guy must only use certain words during arguments to resolve conflicts in a constructive way.
- Guy must never shout and instead say, “I understand that my actions have upset you, please work with me to resolve this.”
- Guy must devote time to sex sessions and not use sex as a stick to beat one another.
Talk about whipped, I can’t believe Guy stayed with Madonna as long as he did. His buddies even nicknamed him Material Guy. Poor guy!
Last night Madonna made a few comments which could have been direct jabs at her soon-to-be ex-husband Guy Ritchie.
There was a person there dressed up in a Tootsie Roll costume who caught Madge’s eye.
“Is it hard?” Madonna asked. Cause it’s always soft! Ouch!
Could she be referring to Ritchie’s you know what? Probably! Despite all the drama surrounding her divorce, Madonna had a big smile on her face all night and was in a great mood. She acted as if she didn’t have a care in the world. The divorce debacle clearly isn’t getting her down!
