Teen Choice Awards Broadcast Edit!

August 12th, 2009

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Funny man Dane Cook didn’t hold back at the Teen Choice Awards Sunday night when he called out Vanessa Hudgens on her second round of nudie pics!

The High School Musical Star found herself in another scandalous situation last week when NEW topless photos leaked online. This is the second time in two years that the teen queen has forgotten to keep her shirt on when using her celly!

“Girl, you gots to keep your clothes! Phones are for phone calls, girl,” Cook said, referencing her most recent pictures!

Hudgens was all smiles when the comedian first mentioned her name, but cameras caught her less-than-pleased reaction after the joke.

Unfortunately, TV viewers missed out on the funny moment when the awards aired on Monday as FOX chose to cut it from the broadcast!

“The taping of TEEN CHOICE 2009 must be edited down to time for the two-hour broadcast on FOX. Therefore, various show elements that were part of the taping will not appear in the broadcast version of the show,” a show rep told Us

So they decided to cut Dane’s one sentence dig at her? We don’t buy it! Sounds like they were trying to save little Miss Hudgens from even more embarrassment. Umm, hello…ever heard of YouTube?

We hope you take Dane’s advice Baby V!

Dane Cook Disses His Movie Poster

August 13th, 2008

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Funny guy Dane Cook found the funny in the poster for his upcoming flick, My Best Friend’s Girl, even though he hates the poster.

“Although I’m not a marketing major, I have a bit of a trusted reputation after 18 years self promoting,” Cook said on his MySpace blog. “I’d like to inform you I had no say in this marketing campaign, but if I did, things would be different since it is obvious that this poster is boring / odd and has zero to do with the movie I performed in.”

Cook is pretty steamed about this poster because the movie is something he’s really proud of. My Best Friend’s Girl is the best / funniest film I’ve done yet. It’s got a terrific cast,” he explained. “Kate Hudson, Alec Baldwin, Jason Biggs, and myself really kicked the funny around. This movie showcases our talents accordingly as it expands on them.”

Here’s a few things that Dane sees wrong with the poster:

“Whoever photoshopped our poster must have done so at taser point with 3 minutes to fulfill their hostage takers deranged obligations.”

“My character apparently has fallen in love with a strand of Kate Hudsons hair. Kate’s mannequin is desperately in love with the inside of my right ear while Jason is half stunned, half corsage.”

“It looks like I’m wearing Maybelline Water Shine Diamonds Liquid Lipstick. My characters name is now Winter Solstice and I’m a hooker with a heart of gold. Jason is my floral carrying pimp, while Kate is my first trick!”

“It’s no secret that I’m more rugged facially due to a drunken visit by the teen acne fairy, but according to this poster I’ve got perfect porcelain flesh. I look like the f*ckin’ bathroom floor at Caesars Palace. One of Marie Osmond’s dolls would look at me and say ’sh*t … that guys got flawless skin!’”

Dane goes on and on and I actually think it’s pretty funny. I didn’t really notice much wrong with the poster until he pointed it all out. LOL!

Dane Cook Is In Deep Doggy Doo Doo!

July 9th, 2008

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Dane Cook’s landlord is trying to get the funnyman evicted from his West Hollywood apartment because he claims Cook doesn’t clean up after his dog poops in the common area of the complex.

Dane has been warned numerous times and been flagged by the landlord and fellow tenants. The landlord started eviction proceedings after Cook refused to pick up after his miniature pinscher. According to TMZ.com, the case has gone to trial and a jury has been selected.

Are you kidding me? What a lazy jerk! Is it really that hard to pick up after your dog???

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